Fish in the sea.
How you passed maths
Is a mystery to me!
Roses are red
Violets are blue,
I copied your paper
And I flunked too.
My teacher loves me
Thinks I'm dear.
She's kept me for
the fourth straight year.
History's a subject that's
As dead as it can be.
Once it killed the Romans,
And now its killing me.
When I die, bury me deep
Bury my history book at my feet.
Tell the teacher I've gone to rest
And won't be back for the history test.
Now I lay me down to rest,
I pray to pass tomorrow's test.
If I should die before I wake
That's one less test I'll have to take.
- Kiddy Humour for All Ages, Volume Five
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